Friday, February 20, 2009

Basilisk Detector

So as I was walking through the back ways of the Wilk, I noticed that they have basilisk detectors hanging up in each corner; an obvious precaution so you can peer around the corner to ensure there are no basilisks hanging out in the halls before accidentally running into one and dying.

I’m not sure if I should be happy or worried.

On one hand, the precaution is nice.  If a basilisk happened upon those halls, it would have a hard time killing people because they would be able to see it first and merely get turned to stone.  So I guess that’s a plus.  However on the other hand, why would we even need the precaution if there weren’t a reason to think we’d need it?

Basilisk detectors seem to give off the feeling that there have been basilisks there in the past or that there is a fear they might come.  I wouldn’t doubt that.  I mean, Utah never had a St. Patrick to run off all the snakes, and the Wilk seems as right a place as any to have mythical snake-like creatures slithering about.

(Actually, this also makes me wonder about the HFAC…but I’m not too worried there.  I mean, they already have a phantom [and according to Divine Commedy, a senior who got turned into Cosmo] roaming their halls.  I don’t think there’d be room for a basilisk, even if it DOES have those crazy tunnels and hallways.)

Ah well, I guess I can just avoid those back hallways of the Wilk and wait for the Daily Universe with a stoney student on the front page.

Posted by δανικα in 20:47:33
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  1. Anonymous says:

    They have Basilisk detectors? And you want me up there with you? You want me to end up having to wait for the mandrakes too? Wait… do you guys grow mandrakes up there or does the Y have magic powers?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Both. I read in the Bible Dictionary that mandrake root has supposed powers to increase fertility

    http://scriptures.lds.org/en/bd/m/13

    Naturally we would have them at the Y. And there have to be magic powers or something to explain why people get engaged after the second date.

    Speaking of - you need to watch Lord of the Engagement Ring with me!

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